Sunrise have picked up a total of 3 gold medals as the Commonwealth Games grinds to a halt on the Gold Coast.
Sunrise and the entire channel 7 team will return to Sydney this week with a total of 3 Gold medals after putting in a strong effort in the racism events. While the Sunrise team picked up 2 gold medals for Freestyle Whitesplaining and their overall points tally win, another Channel 7 team member won gold in the Closet Racist event and looks set to join the Sunrise team in the near future.
The Freestyle Whitesplaining medal was presented to the Sunrise team by none other than former Queensland Premier Peter Beattie, while the overall points gold medal was presented by the Queensland Police minister. The Closet Racist gold was supposed to be presented by current Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk however Samantha Armytage insisted that she would be the one to do the honours for her Channel 7 team mate.
This is a satire piece written by Welcome to Country for the enjoyment of people who are sick and tired of the consistent ignorance shown by Channel 7 towards Indigenous people in Australia.